hyuugasaki:

story about a dude that rejected by a hot girl and the movie shows him trying to win her over and at the end it turns out the hot girl is a lesbian and she had a crush on this chubby girl the dude totally rudely rejected earlier and the two super cute girls smooch and the dude cries and no one gives a shit

deathlehem:

george michael has a poster that just says “music”

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

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feminishblog:

No, not all feminists are lesbians. But if we were, how would that make the fight any less valid? Is our purpose somehow solidified and scaled by how much we are personally invested in men? And if that is so, don’t you now see why we need feminism?

710642:

well? can he????

tramampoline:

queergh0st:

how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips

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Jedi: May the force be with you
Catholic Jedi: And also with you

cute-bird-dad:

i grab my friend and yell OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VINE, my friend turns around; i am holding an excellent specimen of vitis coignetiae, we are botanists

those:

those:

im a very cool and nice guy

i made this up for notes

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

reallyreallyreallytrying:

[inspects huge peanut m&m through jewelers loupe]: perfect clarity. perfect cut

thenorsebros:

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"I swear to god, ‘Turn Down for What’ has killed someone. I’ve been at parties that are chill, maybe even winding down, and that song comes on and people take five shots in a row and start throwing chairs in the air."

— The dark side of Lil Jon. (via mightequinn)
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sailoruranus:

thank u for saving bi lions

The should have put lithium in twice so it said BALILIONS! Which is WAY more than bilions.

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