ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

textbook just referred to multiple regression as “beguiling” and “temptation-filled”

hellatolerant:

life is too short to even care at all. listen here

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theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

dutchster:

we need to show some more respect to birds because they are up at dawn 7 days a week

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51pegasi-b:

By Maris Wicks. (x) (artist’s Tumblr) (artist’s Blog)

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psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

officialnorthamerica:

accurate representation of my high school career

phosphorescentt:

life goals:

independence
intelligence
financial stability
cute face
cute butt
a little scary

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purestelegance:

Dolce & Gabbana

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deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

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