"boys don’t like it when you wear high waisted clothing" sorry i’m actually in fuck debt right now like i have no more fucks to give the government has issued a fuck deficit and i’ve just declared fuck bankruptcy
So this is what trust looks like.
Funny, my first thought was “So this is what the patriarchy looks like.”
I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE CUTEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YESTERDAY.
tell my…. mother i…. love h
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTILIZE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES
DO YOU SEE
He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently
This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.
You are so so so
so so so so so so so
so cute touch my butt